'Love' singer flush with humor
By Lee Cataluna
People sometimes ask Moses "Mose" Tuala, "What were you thinking?!"
His answer: "I don't think I was."
Tuala's recording of the song "Your Love" started out as a joke, written by local music producer Chris Jay. The chorus goes, "Your love is like good toilet paper" and the comparisons, wacky though favorable, go on from there. But when Tuala sang it with his smooth, romantic voice, the producers liked it and put it on the 2006 island-rhythm flavored compilation album "Necessary Rukkus."
The album wasn't a big hit, but the single found an audience on Kaua'i where the reference to hurricane preparedness and the reliability of true love struck a chord:
Woke up this morning
There was a hurricane warning
Went to the store to get some supplies
Canned goods and water
But there was not a
Single roll of toilet paper in sight
And it made me think that ooh
Your love is like a good toilet paper
It never falls apart when the going gets rough
Your love is like a good toilet paper
When it's storming outside I can't get enough
Kaua'i's Island Radio 98.9 got a lot of requests for the song when it debuted in 2006. It is still on the radio and has become a kind of Kaua'i cult classic.
But for Tuala, a '98 Farrington grad who grew up singing in church, it was just a fluke thing, a song he recorded a while back with lyrics he can't completely remember.
"People in Hawai'i have a good sense of humor," he says.
The song includes a reggae-rap that takes the whole thing over the top:
Your lovin' is so fresh and so clean and so strong
And like a roll of Charmin, girl, your lovin' last long
Your love is so good and you, girl, are so pretty
With your love behind me, girl, I never feel shhh. ...
Tuala performed on Kaua'i only once, and not as a soloist but as a backup singer for Pati. He has good memories of that trip; the audience was friendly and he tried deer meat for the first time.
But for now, he's put his music aside and is concentrating on a steady job in the warehouse at Armstrong Produce to help his family come home from California.
Has he ever sung the toilet paper song to a woman? Tuala cracks up at the question. "Oh, no, no, no," he says. "It was just something funny around the guys."
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