The 4 indicates admission is $5 or less, or free. Full-price admission is listed; * denotes discounts (or free) for students, seniors, military, members, children and/or advance purchases. Call venue for details.

BIG ISLAND

"The Aristocrats," R-rated comedy documents variations on an infamous obscene joke, 7:30 pm. today, Palace Theater, Hilo; repeats 7:30 p.m. Saturday, Monday and Tuesday, and 2:30 p.m. Sunday; adult language, those under 17 will not be admitted. $6*. (808) 934-7777.

"Me and You and Everyone We Know," R-rated comedy/drama directed by performance artist Miranda July, 7:30 p.m. today, Aloha Theatre, Kainaliu, Kona; repeats 7:30 p.m. Saturday and Sunday; $6*. (808) 322-2122.

Beginning Hawaiian Language, three-session class with Loke Kamanu covers vocabulary, grammar and sentence structure and chant, 9:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Saturday, Volcano Art Center; continues Oct. 1 and 8; $65 plus $10 for textbook. (808) 967-8222.

4 11th annual Hilo Ho'olaule'a, entertainment, dance, food booths, Hawaiian arts and crafts, 4:30-10 p.m. Saturday; free. (808) 935-5461.

Return to Paradise Tour, Cecilio & Kapono in concert with their contemporary-Hawaiian favorites and opening by Brother Noland & One Tribe Aloha, 7:30 p.m. Saturday, Hilton Waikoloa Village; $45*. (808) 886-1234, ext. 54, www.rtparadise.com.

4 Movies Under the Stars, films screened at 6:30 p.m. Tuesdays, Kings' Keaka at the Waikoloa Kings' Shops, Kohala Coast; $5*, bring blankets and lawn chairs. (808) 886-8811.

MAUI

4 Leilani's on the Beach, Whalers Village, Ka'anapali, entertainment: JD & Mario, classic rock 'n' roll, 2:30-5:30 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays; Kilohana, Hawaiian favorites, 2:30-5:30 p.m. Sundays; Scotty Rotten, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Wednesdays; Crazy Fingers, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Thursdays; no cover charge. (808) 661-4495.

4 Lehua Lounge, Kapalua Bay Hotel, Hawaiian entertainment: Cody Pueo Pata, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Fridays, Mondays and Wednesdays; no cover charge. (808) 665-4552.

4 Kimo's, Lahaina, Hawaiian entertainment: Sam Ahia, 7-8:30 p.m. Fridays through Sundays and Wednesdays and Thursdays; no cover charge. (808) 661-4811.

4 10th annual Maui Youth 'Ukulele Players Contest, watch the competition, 10 a.m. Saturday, Hula Grill, Whalers Village, Ka'anapali; free. (808) 667-6636.

4 Keiki Hula, rotating performances by local halau, 1 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays, Lahaina Cannery; free. (808) 661-5304.

4 Saturday Night Drive-In Theater, screenings of "Madagascar," "Blue Horizon," the Maui premiere of "Kamea" and "Ipo Lei Manu," with music and food booths, gates open 6 p.m. Saturday, Maui Community College; $20 per car with up to four adults (first 100 cars just $10 each), $40 per car with up to four adults for VIP parking, children younger than 10 free. (808) 573-5530.

Poncho Sanchez, Latin jazz Grammy Award winner and his band perform, 7:30 p.m. Saturday, Castle Theater, Maui Arts & Cultural Center; $10*, $22*, $35*. (808) 242-7469.

17th annual Garden Party, food tastings, wine and beer booths, entertainment, silent auction and art sale, 1-5 p.m. Sunday, Yokouchi estate, Wailuku; $60*, benefits the Maui Academy of Performing Arts. (808) 244-8760.

4 Sunset Jazz, an evening of music from a rotating roster of performers, 5-8 p.m. Sundays, Whalers Village center stage; free. (808) 661-4567.

Willie K, traditional Hawaiian songs and katchi-katchi music, 8-10 p.m. Sundays, Paradice Bluz, Lahaina; $5 cover. (808) 667-5299. Also, 9:30 p.m.-1:30 a.m. Monday, Hapa's Nightclub, Kihei; $7 cover charge. (808) 879-9001.

Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Concert, hosted by George Kahumoku Jr. with guest Ledward Ka'apana, 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua, indoor amphitheater; $40 general, $30 kama'aina. (808) 669-3858.

" 'Ulalena," a theatrical production, 6 p.m. Wednesdays through Mondays, Maui Myth & Magic Theatre, Lahaina; Producer's Package with VIP seating and backstage tour $75*, premium seating $58*, general admission $48*. Reservations required: (808) 661-9913, 1-877-688-4800.

4 Hula Honey's, vintage and contemporary Hawaiian music, 6-8:30 p.m. Wednesdays, Moana Cafe, Pa'ia; no cover charge. (808) 579-9999.

4 Nalu Sunset Bar and Sushi entertainment: Merv Oana and Duane Feig of Kilohana, contemporary Hawaiian, reggae and R&B, 8:30-11 p.m. Wednesdays; no cover charge. (808) 667-1200.

"The Legend of Kaulula'au," Moses Goods III in a one-man play that tells the Hawaiian myth, 7:30 p.m. Thursdays (check-in 7 p.m.), The Ritz-Carlton, Kapalua; $30 general, $27 kama'aina, $15 children. (888) 808-1055.

KAUA'I

4 Duke's Canoe Club Kauai entertainment: Berto & Company, 4-6 p.m., Apana Sisters, 6:45-8:45 p.m., and Sidekicks, 9-11 p.m. Fridays; Apana Sisters, 6:45-8:45 p.m. Saturdays through Thursdays, Kauai Marriott Resort; no cover charge. (808) 246-9599.

Kaua'i Mokihana Festival, continues today and Saturday at various locations, with hula competition, a ho'olaule'a and other cultural events; most events $10 or less. Schedule at www.mokihana.kauai.net. Tickets: (808) 821-2267.

4 Matsuri Kaua'i 2005, cultural exhibits, arts and crafts, music and dance, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Saturday, Kaua'i War Memorial Convention Center; free, sponsored by the Japanese Cultural Society.

4 Art Kaua'i 2005, annual juried exhibit of multimedia works by members of Kaua'i Society of Artists, Saturday through Nov. 4, opening reception 5-8 p.m. Saturday, Kukui Grove exhibition hall, Lihu'e; free. (808) 823-0579.

Poncho Sanchez, Latin jazz Grammy Award winner and band perform, 7 p.m. Sunday, Kaua'i War Memorial Convention Center, Lihu'e; $30*. (808) 245-7464.