10 questions as '24' hits last 5 hours
By ROBERT BIANCO
USA Today
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Jack isn't the only one up in the air at "24." There are only five hours left in what may be the series' best day ever, and we still have questions. Ten of them, to be precise — and don't panic; we have no answers and will spoil no surprises. We're just pondering "24" intangibles here. And we'll start with ...
Chances are Audrey Raines' father went over the cliff in his car. But it's also possible that he rolled out at the last minute, because people on shows like "24" are born knowing how to do such things. (I can't change lanes and the CD at the same time.) I'd guess the writers want us to wonder about his fate — but then again, the show often races over its plot holes, which sometimes leads fans to invent mysteries that don't exist.
One consequence of the speed with which "24" moves is that the show leaves unanswered questions in its wake — like what happened to the likable young Behrooz last year after the terrorists took him. It could be that agent Aaron Pierce was transferred, as the president said. It could be he's dead. It could be he's hiding and will return to save the day.
Surely when many fans saw actor Paul McCrane pop in as the evil genius behind the plot, their first thought was, "So that's where Dr. Romano went after that 'ER' helicopter fell on him." The arrival of new conspirators raises all-new questions, but it also answers those who thought the weasel president was too dumb to come up with this complicated plot by himself.
You risk your life (again) to recapture this guy, and you send him back to a place under direct presidential control that already had let him escape once?
It doesn't pay to pick nits at "24." Still, you'd think a man who can download satellite images to his phone would know how to use it to play a tape onto someone's voice mail.
Speaking of those satellites, isn't it lucky how there's always one available for "repositioning"? If there are that many satellites over Los Angeles, it's a wonder they don't crash into each other.
Last year Chloe got out of her pajamas and into work in five minutes. Last week, it took her about that long to get from CTU to Bill Buchanan's house. True, the constraints of space and time tend to bend on "24."
David Palmer was shot at as a candidate, poisoned as president, and murdered after he left office. His wife was killed; his son was blackmailed. No wonder we ended up with such a loser this year — who else would want the job?
If Heller's dead, well, that's the price paid for trying to outsmart Jack. The man has saved the world multiple times. When he says you're making a mistake, you are.
On the other hand, you have to question the sanity of any guard or grunt who jumps in to help Jack in a firefight — a group whose collective life expectancy rivals the born-to-die extras on "Star Trek." My answer? If you see Jack coming for the next five hours, run the other way.