Numbers don't have to be XL
By Mike Lopresti
Not everything about the Super Bowl has to be oversized, exaggerated, embellished or garish. It only seems that way on media day.
A tribute, then, to modesty. Small numbers have been part of the spectacle, too. Some of them good, some bad, many ugly.
36.0 — Lowest television rating in the history of the game. You'd never guess which one. The New York Jets' upset of Baltimore in Super Bowl III. Joe Namath's guarantee made it a landmark game, forcing the NFL aristocracy to admit the AFL was merger-worthy. It apparently didn't draw the viewers, though.
9 — Combined winning margin for New England in its three Super Bowl victories. The Patriots were a dynasty by a sliver.
34 — Total points scored by the Minnesota Vikings in their four Super Bowl losses.
14 — Lowest score ever by a Super Bowl winner. Curious, the team that did it. The 1972 Miami Dolphins defeated the Washington Redskins, 14-7, and remain the only unbeaten Super Bowl champion in history. The historical day required only two touchdowns.
5:47 — Time of possession it took Washington to score five touchdowns in the second quarter against Denver in Super Bowl XXII, on the way to a 42-10 blowout. The other 54 minutes, the Redskins only scored once.
19:27 — Buffalo's time of possession in its 20-19 Super Bowl XXV loss to New York. The rollicking Bills could score from anywhere — except the bench. The Giants kept them there with ball control.
3 — Incompletions thrown by New York Giants' quarterback Phil Simms — in 25 passes — as he picked apart Denver in Super Bowl XXI.
7 — Rushing yards New England could muster the entire Super Bowl XX against Chicago's famous 46 defense. No wonder it ended 46-10.
13 — Yards that AFC rushing leader Thurman Thomas of Buffalo had on the ground against Dallas in Super Bowl XXVI.
2-0 — Halftime score of Super Bowl IX. Pittsburgh led Minnesota, but I've forgotten who hit the two-run single.
7 — Super Bowls played in the Los Angeles area.
0 — Current NFL teams playing in the Los Angeles area.
9 — Running plays attempted by Miami against San Francisco the entire Super Bowl XIX. Dan Marino was busy. He also lost.
122.3 million — People who voted in the 2004 U.S. presidential election. That might not sound small, but consider this: 11 million more people watched Super Bowl XXXIX. So both George Bush and John Kerry lost out to Tom Brady and guacamole dip.
14 — Passes Bob Griese completed in Super Bowls VII and VIII. The Miami Dolphins marched to consecutive championships more or less on foot.
2 — Players who have appeared in the first 39 Super Bowls with a last name that starts with Q — Tampa Bay linebacker Shelton Quarles in XXXVII and San Francisco center Fred Quillan in XVI and XIX.
39 — Lowest temperature at kickoff ever for an outdoor Super Bowl, in New Orleans' Tulane Stadium in 1972.
10 — Points the Chicago Bears allowed the entire postseason when they stormed to the championship in Super Bowl XX.
4 — Passes caught by Green Bay receiver Max McGee all 1966 season, before he caught seven in Super Bowl I.
21 years, 155 days — Age of Baltimore running back Jamal Lewis in Super Bowl XXXV, making him the youngest man ever to play in the game.
1 — Losing players who have been named Super Bowl MVP. Dallas linebacker Chuck Howley in Baltimore's 16-13 victory in Super Bowl V.
0 — Punts returned for a touchdown in 39 Super Bowls.
$6 — Ticket price for some seats at Super Bowl I. It's a far bigger enterprise now. Super Bowl XL, in size as well as number.